Original Post
arianmale1975	7-9-2011 21:34
	Robotic pleasure Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

Username	Time	Credits	Reason
bohica	7-9-2011 22:14	Acceptance +1	Good one!
rabe	9-9-2011 18:03	Acceptance +1	Excellent
mangerning	23-9-2011 13:36	Acceptance +1	Original

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