OK, i've got it ALL figured out now.
first, spray Nyquil all over your dick. then coat it with menthol toothpaste, and a desensitizing condom 10mm thick.
then do 99 situps, Kegel exercises, pound down a pint of tequila, memorize long boring lists and rub Tiger Balm on your balls.
oh you studmuffin...you'll last at least 47 minutes, call the Guinness Book of Records, come here baybee. oh YEEEEAAAAHHH, oh shit, OK, now i'm thinking of fat naked guys on pogo-sticks, ha, i'm a sexBEAST, oh NO did that toothpaste wear off? OK, think fast: Washington, Monroe, Jefferson...oh, who was fourth, oh, oh, OH OH OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
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