all that shiet for nothing...
so i am bored at home in the afternoon today and just browsing the internet doing bullshit stuff like checking the yankees score and the stock market and when i am done with that i usually log on to this site to get a good laugh with some of the posts and also check out if any new chicks(en) that are decent around my neighborhood. i usually start with the closest stop to my mtr station and work my way out..so there's nothing around shau kei wan, sai wan ho and so on and moved onto fortress hill where i see this girls ad with huge huge knockers named Baby and it got me interested, she looks young and no makeup in the ad so it was pretty much wysiwyg and with a 500 price tag fora walk up its gotta be good shit i said to myself. so i called her to confirm that she is still around and she was and i got dressed and head out to the mtr all feeling good thinking maybe i will tit fuck and cum on her tits for an extra 100 bucks or something, two stops along the mtrand got damn i got a serious case of the shits, wtf? knowing how small the rooms are in those walkups i dont really wanna drop a deuce in there and fuck up whatever mood there is with walkup girls lol, so i did the next best option which was to get to a shopping mall and do it there right next to the mtr in fortress hill, i waited my turn and went into the toilet and fuck me the dude before me had even worse a case of the shits than me, fucking guy plastered the whole toilet and no fucking way was i gonna sit on that shit. i kept thinking of those huge tits and it kept my shit in check till i get home afterwards where i can do it on my homecourt. so i rang the bell at her place and i got the unfriendliest of all greetings, i had to take a shit but she looked like she just ate shit, no smiles , no nothing. so ok no problem maybe i willtry to warm her up or something and i asked her where she is from and she tells me i wouldnt know the place even if she tells me wtf??? two strikes already and we are heading to the showers and she still have this i just ate shit look and i just wasnt in the mood anymore so i told her i will pay her 200 bucks to use the shower and she obliged. so i am home now ,didnt get laid, sat on the toilet for 20 minutes for nothing, and feel kinda pissed a whole lot of nothing happened the last hour ... | |
