Reply #1 bentley007's post
I think you're really understating things on the "Advantages" side of the coin.
"Your needs will be met?" That's it? Sounds like you're merely getting a minimal caloric output.
How about:
1. Your most bizarre sexual fantasies will be fulfilled beyond your wildest expectations, or
2. You will be able to fuck yourself into complete and total satiation, or
3. You can cum on her face, or
4. You can cum on her tits, or
5. You can cum in her mouth,  or
6. You can fuck her in the ass, or
7. You can fuck an unlimited number of complete strangers in an order you choose, in any hole you choose all inone day! or
8. It's healthy to exercise the prostate daily, keeps the cancer away  or
9. You're only as old as the girl you sleep with: stick with 20 year olds! 
10. You can learn a thing or two to teach the wifey and really turn her wild, or
11. You can fuck at least one kind of girl from every ethnicity on the PLANET!  or,
12. You can fuck at least one kind of girl from every ethnicity on the PLANET IN THE ASS!! | |
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