Wun bun chut
No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide
to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the
following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the
two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel
over you. That will help the wife fantasize
and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help
and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband,
"Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you
wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home
and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into
bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The wife soon
has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles,
looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:
"You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel!" | |
