hey there SEAJ
been awhile since i wrote anything useful here...busy elsewhere on the board, plus at work, plus illin'...
Saturday i wrote about, but i was asleep most of the day--my beat-up immune system getting to work driving out an opportunistic respiratory infection. got a call from a number i didn't have cookied on my iPhone, i noticed when i woke up Sunday. happens all the time, i get called by scammomarketers. my favorite is when they ask me "do you speak Chinese?" inEnglish. why? so u can waste my time?? i yell "DAH CHUH DEENWA!!" and hang the fuck up.
i'm waiting for the first fool who calls back after THAT. it has never happened.
anyway i'm at work and this guy calls. he's speaking English. the connection's not good but he's saying something about a girl named Carol, and am i interested.
somehow i know this is 141-connected tho i don't recognize the number. i say "no, but thank you."
check the phone. oh yeah, i deleted the Guess-agent's number after i decided i wasn't gonna breathe in any more of her cig smoke. i re-key it in, our SMS-exchange reappears. i remember "Carol" is a Russian HG. guy's doing his job.
i send him a text msg saying pls text as i can't talk openly at work (which is true), thx for contacting me, this week is no good for me.
he texts back apologizing for "harass you," i respond "no worries, text me anytime, i just can't TALK openly. do u have any mainland girls?" cuz i'm not in the mood for that Siberian service, no matter how expert. not today.
he texts back, no, but he has a really beautiful Korean girl.
i text that i'm sure she's lovely, but i'm interested in a REAL Japanese if he can find one. nothing against Koreans, but if i'm paying HK$1700 for a CBJ in some TST hotel room, i want communication, and i speak Japanese-not-Korean. but again, text anytime.
it's good that it was a slow day, with half the office down in Singapore. i look forward to some downtime this week.
no gratuitous nudity, just a casual misunderstanding that showed how valuable text is to savvy HG-agents. this guy is first in line for my next HG.
text-messaging is hardly rocket-science, so let's try to get these HG guys to get used to it, for us bros whose Chinese-language skills are lacking. i'd love it if he found me an actual JG, but i'm past the point of caring. why wd some J-WG go to some place where she gets paid in a US-peso-proxy instead of yen??
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