Two punts same provider 20 years difference!
I recall this experience about 20 years ago:
Name: Miss PreHKPooner
Link: Not provided
Age: Advertised as 20 my guess 25
Looks : BS?PS?! Pic must've been taken 5 years ago or it must've been some PS work. Still she was very attractive. 4/5.
Body: WOW. What a knockout here. Everything was in all the right places. Some minor points taken off for a few blemishes here and there but this is as close to perfect as I have seen ever! 4.75/5.
Skill: 3/5
Service: 3/5
So I called and set up a phone appt. I decided meet up at a restaurant first so I could walk away in case it was a bad case of PS or whatever. Got there, and yes, there was some PS but she was still smoking hot. After a good meal and conversation decided to head off and have a series of other fun stuff before heading off to the main event.
Fast forward to the main event. LOTS of DFK (I know I usually don't dfk but this seemed different). Talk about total GFE experience. There was passion and this girl was on fire! Everything was on the menu. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, BBFS, multiple shots. Everything I usually wouldn't do I did this time! Must've been those mental lapses and didn't think with the big OR little head this time. Listened to some head in my chest cavity! While the skill seemed a bit inexperienced (and at times felt even more like I was servicing her than she was servicing me!) she was willing to try with some minor protest and it made for a very nice interesting experience. Feeling full of energy, I even went overnight with this one and it was a looonnnng night!
Overall score: 8.5/10
Total damage: (accumulated totals to this point) Dinner and drinks $100USD approx, previous gifts $500USD, Gas $50USD (gas was cheap back in those days) Total estimate roughly between $600-$2000 USD
Repeat: Yes! While it seems a bit pricy, I've been having a blast with this one and I'd be repeating for a while.
Recently I managed to get an appointment with the same provider but she was listed under a different name:
Name: Mrs. HKPooner
Link: Still no link provided
Age: Rumored to be in her 25s but I know she was at least 25 when I punted 20 years ago! My guess is 40's to mid 40's although she could definitely pass for 35.
Looks: Time has taken some toll on this girl. While still somewhat attractive, it's nowhere near what I remembered it to be before. 3/5
Body: 1/5. Stretch marks everywhere! It seemed more like a road map than anything. Boobs sagging. Big flabby ass! Ugg why do I torture myself?
Skill: N/A
Service: 0/5!
There are some days that really make you regret punting. This must be one for me. I was going to repeat with this girl. Talk about the biggest mistake! First off, she's still using the same pics as the ones she used 20 years ago! Anyways, there was no gfe or anything. Got there, had to take my own clothes off. She was just there watching her TV as if I didn't exist! I had to ask her to remove her clothes as she wasn't going to budge and wouldn't let me take it off. Off to the showers! - NOT!!!
She told me to go shower by myself. I asked if she was going to join? She said, no I'm fine, you stink though so shower by yourself! Talk about a bitch! Anyways, against my better judgement, I proceeded with this punt (I paid for it already! Stupid Stupid me...brothers, NEVER NEVER NEVER pay for the punt until after the deed but I was screwed in this situation). Quickly showered and proceeded to the bed.
She kept watching TV as if I wasn't even there?!? LB was not waking up so I decided to turn off her TV. BAD MISTAKE! She then starts bitching at me and complaining at me for turning off the TV. Fine. I waited it out, tried to kiss her but she was having none of it. So I just sat there being bombarded with stupid ass drama girly crap bore the fuck out of you TV. LB was definitely not up for anything by now. Finally the TV thing ended and she went to turn off the lights. Yes! Time for the main event! She gets back into bed and starts to kiss me....or so I thought. It was more like a kiss on the cheek that you'd give to a 5 year old boy and then she just went to sleep! I nudged her a little and she then turned on superbitch mode and told me to take care of it myself!??! Frustrated and pissed now I decided to just forget about it and made a mental note to punt the next day while I'm at work with a different provider!
Overall score: 1/10. There was aircon in the room at least!
Total damage: More than 1/2 of my complete assets. Continual payments. The list goes on.
Repeat: Are you kidding me?!?!? Even if she offered to give me my money back, I'd seriously have to think if I want to go down this road again had I known earlier. And I've talked with the agent. No refund, no apologies, nothing! The agent even has the audacity to tell me to take out the garbage for her! There's ridiculous and then there's this... | |
