Ok TheButler, I gotta ask "BBBJTCIMWSandG"?
I get most of it but "andG" has me stumped. I was thinking "and Gargle" but the G would have to come before the Swallow so it would be "GandS". I'm guessing Gargle is out so - what comes after swallow: "Getaway", "Goodnight", "Giggle"?
Back to the issue at hand, STD tests have always taken a day or two to get back for me and they also need urine from first thing in the morning for one of them so your plan, while good in theory, is probably totally fucked up. Maybe you could be bring a torch and magnifying glass and have a good peer around before you get busy with the girl. "Excuse me, I am your local pussy inspector, just pop up onto the bar here and drop your panties for me please". You could also carry a little stamp that reads "Approved for safe fucking" and pop it onto each one you check!! I'd pay money to watch that. | |
