My Craziest HK Punting nite ever!
My absolute weirdest (and potentially disastrous) Hong Kong punting moment….
I was partying in Wan Chai with a whole gang of WGs (mostly Filipina’s). The nite got late. There was me, 3 girls, and some Spanish dude. All of us were having a blast. The girls suggested we head back to their pad. Hmmm, this was different – usually you can never go back to their place, but in this case one of the gals was a permanent resident and lived nearby. Off we go – stopping at the 7/11 for supplies and enough booze to keep the party flowing far into the next day.
We get in and discover the gal’s roommate (who had stayed behind) screaming her lungs out and lying ON THE TINY LEDGE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW! 16 floors up! The girls start screaming - She was going to commit suicide. Me and Spanish guy rush over and pull her back in – but she is frantic – fists and legs swinging every direction. I wrestled her to the floor as gently as possible and finally she starts calming down. I didn’t feel it at the time, but the next day I realize she clipped me pretty damn good across my nose.
Why I didn’t leave after that sobering moment I don’t know…, but stay I do.
After twenty or so minutes someone else comes in for the girl and off they go arm and arm. The new girl is consoling her in tagalog about something as they drift down the hallway. Anyway, it’s calm and quiet now and back to just me, the 3 gals, and the Spanish Dude. The party starts!! We crack open some booze, they light a joint, and Lead girl announces the “house rules”…, No clothes! Hehehe... Everybody strips. Trust me that it didn’t take long from the onset-of-nakedness to the abrupt-onset-of-rabid-fornication! (this is the first time I ever screwed a chick while another Bro was in the same room. I think…).
Before the party ended I screwed all three of them. Even Spanish Dude’s chick after he passed out for a while. I was REALLY horny that nite!
Anyway, after round one of sex we’re all just kicking back, lying on the beds and sofas drinking and chatting when a very loud and urgent series of knocks bang on the door. “The police, open immediately!!”.
Ahh shit!! We’re all naked, pot was just smoked, I’m in a room with 3 hookers…, DAMN! They’ve come because neighbors complained about the screaming from Suicide Girl. Christ.., it took them long enough! They interview everyone, a female cop asks for my ID card (greeeeaaaattt!) (I am still naked by the way, with just a sheet around me). I keep my mouth shut and cooperate completely. Do I know the girl? No. Did I pull her from the window? Yes. What’s is your nationality? Uh oh….
Then, as quickly as they were upon us they finish up and leave. Huh…? Just like that? No search? The smell of pot didn’t trigger a search demand? No issue of 3 hookers in a room? Who are these girls? And why is that Spanish Dude sleeping? WTF? Anyway, they left.
Why I didn’t leave after that sobering moment I don’t know…, but stay I do. (recognize a pattern here?)
We sit back and start drinking again… the quiet laughs slowly become loud horse-laughs as we realize we just had our head’s inside the shark’s mouth and gotta away with it!! Bloody lucky! This calls for…… MORE SEX!! I start screwing one girl, while a second is playing with my balls (thank you, Lord!). We finish and snuggle together quietly chatting, when suddenly loud urgent bangs erupt on the door!! FUUUUCCCCKKK!! Are you KIDDING ME!! A man’s voice is calling out “Grace! Grace!! I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE!!” I am wondering who the hell “Grace" is? Turns out the gal I knew (and recently screwed) as “Miles” is actually called “Grace” and her pissed-off boyfriend is banging on the door! Wonderful……
The yells continue – this time back and forth between Angry-Boyfriend and Grace. Jesus Christ! Are the cops coming back shortly?
Finally, after this sobering moment I had the intelligence to leave.
I get dressed, Spanish Dude recognizes the moment as THE moment to exit as well (two of us versus one angry boyfriend). The yelling has stalled for a while now.., I grasp the door and open it quickly – half expecting a wolverine to pounce on me. Spanish Dude leaps out aswell. Angry Boyfriend is moping slightly down the hall and turns to us startled. I close the door behind me (Hey.., not my business to let him in and at the girls in his state). Spanish dude and I head down the stairs without a word.
We paid each girl $800HK each for that experience.
And I lived to tell the tale: I escaped a nite (or more) in prison and possible deportation, helped save a suicidal girl’s life, screwed 3 chicks in a strange orgy of sorts, and finally coasted past a frenzied boyfriend on the way out. Shit…... That’s a few of my nine-lives used up!! | |
