Name: (Dimguy) from HK/UK???? (He spoke some kind of weird chinglish??
Face:4/5
Not bad looking, has been mentioned as a leng jai by most of the girls he has punted with, getting on a bit though and has a few more wrinkles than his link suggests.
Body: (3.5)/5
5’6 slightly overweight and slight manboobs, needs to get down the gym to get back to his former Adonis like physique. Copious amount of love handles nice to grab onto.
Penis size above average about 4/5inches? Quite wide, that manbitch KY it so it was like sticking a broomstick in a well.
Estimated age of the guy: (30 going on 40 maybe 50???) This guy has seen better days, matured quite well though, like a fine wine or a particularly smelly cheese.
Skill: (3)/5
DATY was wet (with copious amounts of saliva) and he didn’t have a clue where to put his tongue (I was moaning and grinding so he thought I O'd to get it over with quicly. 
Usual Mish, lotus then finished in CG (cowguy) lasted about 3 minutes.........in total.
Service: (3)/5
Very friendly, polite guy and accommodate everything I wanted, what a MUG!!!! LOL!!!!! I made him my bitch within 30 seconds of feeling my tits.
Detailed account of the experience: (*)
Was in my room watching TV and waiting for my lunch QQing with some guys just to keep them interested and see who is willing to part with some money for me and my ill mother''.
This guy knocks on my door and it’s the famous Dimguy, I put on my cutest fake smile have him hook line and sinker as soon as I mention its $350. I love this guy he pays me the money, so I immediately give him the black face so that he knows he is not welcome here. Can’t be bothered to open my luxurious bathroom to him so make him have a shower standing on my toilet, wash him with some domestic bleach then dry him with a old dishcloth.
Start the foreplay i.e. touch his dick till it’s hard then through the motions, total last 7 minutes, including the shower and a smoke. 
Conclusion: (*)
Very average punter with below average skills, but very stupid and really thought himself a leng jai  and after I told him his miniscule effort of a penis was HO DAI he premature ejaculate LOL!!!!  
Retry: (10)/10
Definitely welcome back anytime he wants, punter of the year and from start to finish just enough time to cook my cup noodle.
Overall score: (6)/10
[ Last edited by DimGuy at 9-5-2011 01:34 ] | |
I made him my bitch within 30 seconds of feeling my tits.
and after I told him his miniscule effort of a penis was HO DAI he premature ejaculate LOL!!!!
