Shenzhen Bay!
Do any of you guys go through Shenzhen Bay???
It is ideal for me as I live quite close, something funny happened to me there yesterday. I was dropping off my golf clubs for a friend so I thought I would have a quick drink with him etc before I came back to HK.
I popped over to a local butchers where I live, it is ran by a couple of Welsh women. I bought a couple of lovely breakfast baps (English style!!) I thought it would be a nice surprise for my friend as he always complains he misses them as he has been in China for a while now. So I had a bag with me as well as my golf clubs (and some tooling in my bag my friend was dropping off at a factory for me  )
I walk through HK side with no problems, I get to the China side and I get stopped by a guard, asking to search my clubs, this has never happened to me before but I get a little worried as I have some expensive tooling in my bag!
He looks through all of my clubs asking where I am going etc etc - he then opens my bag, see's two big breakfast baps and takes one out, looks at it and then says:
"You cannot take these through!"
I can see this twats mouth watering at the prospect of eating these two delightful sandwiches! I thought FOOK THAT! So I take them out of my bag and ask "Why?"
"Because you cannot take food through!"
"OK" I say, then I begin to open one...
"What are you doing?" He shouts..
"I'm eating my fu**king sandwiches!"
He grabs one out of my hand, puts it in my bag then starts laughing at me. Then shoves me out of the door lol the SOAB! I called his bluff, my arse was twitching thinking I may of taken it too far! but hey! It was worth the risk!
My friend was over the moon when he saw me holding the sandwich, with a big bite out of the other one!
He did not notice all the tooling in my bag either | |
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