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max45	18-4-2011 19:32
	And now this commercial break... Thanks locus58 for your willingness to update the Jokes section. Just thought I'd step in for a sec... Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. Thanks, you've been a great audience - and be sure to tip your waitress.

Username	Time	Credits	Reason
locus58	19-4-2011 08:34	Acceptance +1	Tq. Was starting to feel I'm hogging th

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