I just downloaded the entire e-book "Dirty Chinese" it is for Mandarin not Cantonese from what I can tell there's quite a good batch of translations there but I can't vouch for their accuracy. The Chinese text is all images in this e-book so unfortunately I couldn't paste them in here, but if you want to see what translations there are just take a look below for the entire horny section (Chapter 5):
Section 1: Fuck
From “boning” to “getting laid” and “a roll in the hay” to “making whoopee,” the English language offers more colorful idioms and euphemisms to describe “fucking” than you can shake a stick at. From “fucking a cunt” to “frying rice,” Mandarin also offers up a “fat” selection of ways to describe the act of fornication. Of course, dear debaucher, you must choose carefully which ones to use when trying to get someone into the sack, and which ones for sharing tales of conquest with your buddies at the bar. So without further ado—let’s get our fuck on!
1) I’d like to eat your “tofu.”
2) Let’s go back to mine and...
3) Do you wanna...
4) All you ever want to do is... Fuck
5) Let’s do some serious fucking
6) get busy
7) bang
8) do it
9) hump
10) to thrust
11) “Clouds and rain” (a traditional euphemism for sex)
12) “Bedroom matters” (a more current euphemism)
13) Popping the cherry
14) Midnight tryst
15) This is soooo embarrassing!
16) All smooth
17) Premature ejaculation
18) Impotent
Section 2: Penis
Every guy’s got one, and yet the fun bits of the body are a subject on which so many textbooks and dictionaries are conspicuously silent. On top of that, the tendency of mainstream Chinese media to remove any reference to sex, and language teachers’ habit of laughing nervously and changing the subject, might lead you to think Chinese people reproduced by spores or something. Of course, that’s nothing but poppycock. (Heh.) It’s the world’s most populous country for a reason: They’ve got genitalia too, and they know how to use them.
1) Where did the nasty man touch you?
2) Touch my...
3) Lick my...
4) Spank my...
5) Can I touch your...
6) cock
7) donkey dick
8) second-in-command
9) dick
10) wiener
11) pecker
12) willy
13) schlong (hammer)
14) tool
Section 3: Pussy
People will likely point out that is pretty heavy artillery, language-wise, and it’s true—it’s about as harsh as “cunt.” And gets used the same way, a lot of the time. Here are some softer ways of referring to the holiest of holies:
1) I’m getting horny.
2) Can you handle my size?
3) Give it to me!
4) No way, here?
5) Why not?
6) All right then, prepare to get fucked!
7) Your cock’s so hard, I wanna suck it!
8) Hairy pussy
9) Shaved pussy
10) I can’t take it anymore, hurry up and fuck me!
11) I’m gonna fuck you till it hurts. / I’ll fuck your pussy raw.
12) I’m going to fuck you to death!
13) I want to drink it!
14) That hurts!
15) That feels really good.
16) That’s too fucking good!
17) You’re so wet.
18) Clitoris
19) Clit
20) G-spot
21) Pussy lips (labia)
22) Pubes
23) Love juice
24) Pussy Juice
Section 4: Tits
1) Titties
2) Bosom
3) Teats
4) Boobies
5) Flat-chested
6) Bitties (little tittes)
7) Cupcakes
8) Big Macs
9) Jugs
10) Nipples
11) Milk trenches
12) To get breast implants
Section 5: Ass
1) Anus
2) Butt-hole
3) Back-door (sexual reference only)
4) Ass fuck
5) Butt fuck
6) Perineum
Section 6: Sexual positions & perversions
If you want to get down and dirty in China then you NEED to know this shit. Just remember, nothing sets the mood like whipping out a phrase book mid-coitus.
1) Let’s change positions?
2) I want to...
3) Wanna try...?
4) Have you ever done...?
5) I like...
6) I’m tired of...
7) titty-fucking
8) missionary style
9) doggy-style
10) cowgirl (woman on top)
11) hard fucking
12) threesome
13) group sex
14) gang-bang
15) bondage
16) golden shower
17) female ejaculation
18) bestiality
19) whipping
20) masturbation
21) Masochist
22) Pervert
23) Foot fetishist
24) Foot fuck fetishist
25) Be gentle...
26) kissing.
27) petting.
28) finger-banging.
29) fist-fucking.
Licking the pussy and sucking the cock are usually just described with the same term, ( “oral intercourse”). But if you insist on splitting hairs (and getting them stuck in your teeth), then here’s a couple of dictionary meanings for your dictionary-loving stiff ass.
30) Fellatio
31) Licking pussy
32) Blowjob
33) Playing the skin flute
34) Sucking cock
35) Swallowing sperm
36) Facial
37) Sixty-nine
Section 7: Orgasm
1) Faster!
2) Porno
3) Skin flick
4) “Fuzzy movies”
5) Slower!
6) Harder!
7) Knock yourself out!
8) Softer!
9) Not enough!
10) I want more!
11) I’m there!
12) I’m coming!
13) I’m going to shoot!
14) I’ve lost it! (… because I’m coming so hard!; female)
15) Whoa, I’m gonna blow!
16) No way! That fast?
17) I’m gonna blow on your face!
18) I’m almost there.
19) I’m coming, I’m coming!
20) Where do you want me to blow?
21) Come in my ass!
22) Here I goooooo! (male)
23) That really hit the spot.
Section 8: Sex toys
They have sex shops everywhere here—just look for the (; “Adult Goods”) signs. No skin mags or x-rated DVDs (you’ll have to go around the corner from your local computer and electronics mall for those), but they do stock a range of toys and devices, balms, unguents and stiffen-up pills.
1) Do you have a...?
2) Let’s try using a...
3) condom.
4) dildo.
5) vibrator 1
6) strap-on.
7) double-dong.
8) vibrator 2
9) vibrator with moving bead.
10) pearls.
11) cock ring.
12) butt plug.
13) Do you like my fingers or your vibrator better?
14) Get a hard-on
15) Have a wet dream
16) Beat off (male)
17) Masturbate (both male and female)
18) Queef
19) I’m a bit of a...
20) You seem like a...
21) Are you a...?
22) virgin (female)
23) virgin (male)
24) dead fish
25) dirty bitch
26) cougar
27) merry widow
28) dirty slut
29) whore
30) dirty whore
31) nasty ho
32) cheating wife
33) callgirl
34) pimp
35) minute-man (quickdraw)
36) horny bastard
37) Old men like ’em young. | |
