Reply #1 UncleDad's post
Nah, it's just you, it happens to no one else  If you are not from China, there is no way in the world you can't not have girls all over you. It's a little less obvious now but I swear like 10 years ago we used to just walk around with our passports and USD and that would do the trick. These days it's a little less obvious but a lot more fun. I'll tell of my little adventure of my last trip to China without showing a passport or USD. Most of the time I will take off my wedding ring and leave it at a friend's house for safe keeping but even with it on most girls are oblivious.
I went to this one truly legit massage place in Jun An, 50RMB for 100 mins during offpeak and 70 for 100 mins during peak hours. I logged in hundreds of minutes because it was dirt cheap, the girls were young and fun to chat with, and yeah, mainly again it was dirt cheap and these girls work like hell with 1 day off. I kept calling on this one chick, 19, young and inexperienced at anything including life from Sichuan, very easy target. We would share rooms with my friends and they would have massage girls. Every time we went it would cost less me getting a 40 min massage in NYC for the whole crew. Eventually one night, I made my move and booked my girl in a private room while my friends went off to share in another room. Mind you my friends are locals so these girls are worthless to them. Ended up making out with her after lots of chatting, laughing and flirting. Next time I went, I ended up banging her. No idea what her expectations were but 2 more times, a few dinners and even booked her off her job (usually a no no but the manageress was also extremely fond of the mysterious guy who paid for everyone's massages on a daily basis).
During the same time, I was also chatting up this girl who worked about 2 KM away in the heart of the city. She sold shirts at the local ( I guess you would call it a mall) but I would say bizarre? None the less, whenever I go to China, I like to pack light since the clothing there is dirt cheap (USUALLY) and have my friends' wives clean and dry my clothes. Only thing I carry is my electric razor, floss (can't buy floss in non big cities in China for some odd reason), hair gel, and my aftershave. So I was buying a few shirts and the price came out to 135RMB, I insisted on 100RMB and I "wanted" to haggle and give this 22 year old girl a hard time. Came down to 105RMB after a good 15 mins and I said NO, 100RMB or nothing. Then she goes, 'you are a BIG MAN (DAI LOM YUN) and you are going to argue with a girl for 5 dollars?" I said that it was not the 5 dollars, it was the integrity of the haggle! LOL... I said if you like, I can treat you to lunch , whatever you want and drinks too! She said, "SOT LAY! (KILL YOU)" meaning she accepts. She fucking shut down her store and went to lunch with me, ate and drank and even ordered for 3 of her friends, I ended up paying, it was still dirt cheap, the total was something like 60 RMB, (that's a fucking sandwich in NYC). Got her number and we also ended up hanging out for the days I was not with the massage girl. I didn't even have to tell her I was not local, she smelled that shit like a shark smells blood. We ended up in GZ a few times and eventually I bedded her too. Told her I would call and never did.
By the time I got back to HK, I was all fucked out, between the overnighters with the WGs, KTV girls and Civis I couldn't even punt much. I made a thousand promises to both girls, KTV girls and even WGs who I got freebies from. They all smelled blood, wanted a piece of the spert, perhaps a new passport but that shit doesn't even matter, I could care less, I got my pussy, I got my fun, and I'm fucking done cuz I need to get back to my family. They are all cunts too me, all looking for something, all with their selfish ways, rose colored glasses when needed to look for the big fish. Yeah, I'll put on the gullible costume, I'll even spray myself with Eau de poisson, who gives a fuck? Go there looking like a fish and you'll catch all the greedy hos, not just CP bro, everywhere in China. | |
If you are not from China, there is no way in the world you can't not have girls all over you. It's a little less obvious now but I swear like 10 years ago we used to just walk around with our passports and USD and that would do the trick. These days it's a little less obvious but a lot more fun. I'll tell of my little adventure of my last trip to China without showing a passport or USD. Most of the time I will take off my wedding ring and leave it at a friend's house for safe keeping but even with it on most girls are oblivious.