Online Escort Service? - Dont bother!!
Was not quite sure where to put this story as it is not quite a report but a warning. Although most senior bro's will already know about this I am sure. Although I was aware it was a case of, its not my money and I was being a lazy hungover tw*t!
My friend got a very good promotion at his job last week, plus a very nice signing on fee so we hit the town on Saturday night and money was no object - so to speak! There was around four or five of us out & my friend was treating me out!
We started off in the Old China Hand! Went over to a velvet curtain establishment - we asked how much an all inclusive deal was for 5 girls, all drink for 2 hours! 15,000 HK she wanted   - I refused flatly even though my friend was debating it! I told him "Dude, for that we could go & pull 6 or 7 girls from Neptunes or the likes & take them back to yours...."
So... We did! lol Kind of!
One of the guys ended being beckoned home by his Bi*ch of a wife - 4 of us went into Neptunes - pulled some chicks - 3 Fils and 1 Thai (mine  ) Stopped off at 7/11 for some alcohol and went to my friends and got well and truly battered!
To cut a long story short we had an awesome night from what I remember - Paid the girls 1,500 each and put them all in a taxi!
Later that day we started drinking again & getting horny after talking about the night before, but neither of us could be arsed to go back out as we live quite far out. So my friend mentioned the online escort pages he 'Stumbled upon'...
"Come on dude, this weekends on me"
I tried to warn him but he called anyway and arranged for two thai girls to come - they said around an hour as we live far out. He paid the agency 800 HK per girl for 2 hours but they said we would have to pay the girls more money if we wanted anything other than a massage.... They would not tell us how much.
So just over an hour later they turned up - One girl was awesome! - 6 foot 1 and legs to die for! - The other was around 5 foot 6 with a lovely figure - We chatted and got them a drink. The tall 1 seemed pre-occupied - her friend seemed up for anything - after an hour the tall 1 - Arm I think she was called - simly said "Lets get the money out of the way"...
We were half cut by this point drinking Red Wine and Listening to Kings of Leon - Arm was still a little quiet and her friend was all over my friend - I felt like a 3rd wheel!
My friend wanted them to stay for longer so called the agency back and booked them for another 2 hours - which cost 1600 per girl - he did this on his credit card too - oh how he does not listen... I may aswell be talking Swahelei! - So the girls started talking money - the shorter one wanted 3000 for the 4 hours - my friend was mesmerised by her now - so he agreed - Arm wanted 5,000
I just said No - my friend was shouting its OK - I just said no she is taking the piss - I was angry by this point! - I just said I have paid for four hours (well my friend) and that includes a massage so I will have the massage! She started screaming at me saying I was taking the piss! So I simply said you have turned up, made no effort to talk to us - drank our wine, ate our food and you have been a miserable cow for 2 hours! Then I said I was calling the agency & getting my friends 1600 back because she was not staying!
At which point she changed her attitude - OK 3,000 she said - she warmed a little after this, and more wine - started giving me her sob story - her ex was a DJ - just broke up with her bla bla bla - There was only an hour left when we went into the bedroom - I could hear my friend and hers...
I got quite horny when I was watching her strip - a nice figure - a little plump but those legs made up for it - I asked her to keep her stockings and heels on - FS was OK - nothing special - As horrible as it sounds - she kept giving me her sob story which was a turn off but I didnt say anything - she thanked me for listening etc
They left not long after - my friend paid them 3,000 each - So 4 hours cost my friend 10,000 dollars - the little 1 was pissed ha ha - off a bottle of wine! The agency called and tried to charge my friend more! Becuase the little 1 was drunk and took the rest of the day off - they wanted another 3,000 my friend told them to piss off & called the credit card company to ensure the charge did not go through.
So if anyone thinks about these online agencies, they are a total rip! Yes the experience is ok but you have no idea how much the girl is going to want off you when she turns up! 3,000? that could be three HG's! | |
- I refused flatly even though my friend was debating it! I told him "Dude, for that we could go & pull 6 or 7 girls from Neptunes or the likes & take them back to yours...."
) Stopped off at 7/11 for some alcohol and went to my friends and got well and truly battered!