A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK
Came across this joke, now i know the origins of mad cow disease. LOL!!
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ...
The interview was as follows:
The lady reporter:
"I'm here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said:
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Reporter (obviously embarrassed) :
"Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer:
"And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
Reporter:
"Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
Farmer:
"I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
The program was never aired . . . . | |
