advancivic5050
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6-3-2011 00:31 |
to die feeling like a woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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| JJJ37 |
6-3-2011 01:49 |
Acceptance +1 |
A+ |
| ido11 |
8-3-2011 15:11 |
Acceptance +1 |
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