when are u visiting HK?
hi plonkey, i'm about yr height and while it's a bit of a challenge, HK is a very international place and i find the WGs, while they may say "hoh kong AH!" nonstop for a minute or two and of course measure their head-height against (wow, there's a difference, how fascinating, HOH KONG AH!!!), if u just smile and laugh it off, everything calms down fairly quickly. if yr a friendly fun fellow, they'll appreciate you...and your cash.
HK is not like the Philippines. it's more urban, congested, and expensive. dunno the purpose of yr trip: if yr on a s-week odyssey to shag as many gals as possible, Thailand might be an option (more like Phils: less law and order, more space, more chaos). if yr here on biz and want to check out the scene, don't worry. in general, the 141 hallways are in older buildings, often pink-lit, and gals have signs that say "please wait" in English, plus a lot of handwritten Chinese characters, usually on neon-green paper. u may see other Chinese bros, they're there for the same reason and i find it's that atmosphere of "let's ignore each other" when u do see other guys around. it's all civilized, the only prob u might find is when u ring the bell and...a different gal from the DB opens it.
sometimes, it may be the SAME gal, but the photoshopping is so extreme u won't recognize her. in any case, when u meet the gal, and she's inviting u in, u gotta make that classic instant-decision: OK/not-OK? sometimes, unless something about her is really putting u off, it's best to just go with the punt. but that's not a decision i can make for u.
as for the language-barrier, while it is sometimes a prob, it's often about two-inches high. sign-language, simple English, a device u can write numbers on (cheap calculator works fine), her webpage in English pre-loaded on yr iPhone, all help. price and services shd be established beforehand, use the website as yr guide. a "basic package" means just strip off yr kit and let her take charge. most gals have a routine. if u read enough reports, you'll soon figure it out...
some gals may act like u've got some sort of anaconda in yr trousers, but the more experienced gals won't be too freaked out. if u are fairly well hung, some of the less experienced hotel gals may give u a bit of drama. andu shd take things slowly and watch her feedback. some gals can handle getting pounded doggy-style, some can't. several variables here, but always keep yr cool and don't think yr the "porn director" and can demand anything u please, these gals work for a living day-after-day, yr there for 30 minutes.
if yr really worried about "big dick drama syndrome" (BDDS, how's that for an acronym?), then try some of the Thai gals, who mostly work in eastern Hong Kong Island environs. they usually have lower prices but they're strict clock-watchers, so u might want to consider booking a double-session if yr getting along with the gal. they also usually speak better English.
moving up the chain, u have the hotel gals in HK. u can spend HK$1700 or more...although if time and budgetallow, read some Macau sauna reports, head on down to Shun Tak terminal and get a package. u can prebook the gal from a foto or video. or, just book a return-ferry trip, show up and the sauna and check out the lineups. it'll be an experience! someone shd be able to communicate in the high-end saunas, just speak clearly, check the menu, and don't be afraid to ask for what u want, they've heard it all before!
good luck and don't worry! if u want more advice, tell us more about yr duration of stay, budgetary expectations, where u've mongered before (the Philippines story was hilarious), whatever.
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