Reply #22 CunningLinguist's post
I was in the Hamburg red light district 25 years ago, something like what you may have seen in Amsterdam. A young lad, I was with a beautiful buxom blond about 25 years old (older than me by 5 years or so). We are in miss and I am banging away and she is banging me back, we are working in perfect synchrony. Suddenly she goes dead fish on me. I make eye contact with her, having to move my eyes away from those massive juggling breasts with pale pink nipples and large areola (I can still see them), and she says in English accented German:
"Well, have you come yet?".
I said, "No ma'am, but I am working on it", and we did some more.
True story | |