a deal too good to be true usually is...
Too good to be true.
Several years ago, my first Eastern Block experience. Just arrived HK, just checked into hotel, waiting at the elevator to go up to my room, I am approached by a stunning Russian girl. She's offering to come up to my room and give me a thorough work out. I'm interested, but I have just arrived... LITERALLY... and I've got no cash. I haven't had a chance to go to the bank. I explain this to her and she suggests I double check my pockets.
Scraping the last cent out of my pockets, wallet, travel wallet, lap top bag, I come up with slightly less than HK$200 in assorted notes and coins. Assuming that was at least $500 short I thanked her and turned toward the lift as it arrived and the doors opened. Much to my surprise she came inside with me.
I reiterated... this is ALL I HAVE! She said fine.
We enter my room, she gets naked and hops on the bed, I put my bags away and get my gear off. By now I'm so horny I forget I haven't showered etc. A very good session, her puss puss nicely shaved, BBBJ enthusiastic, DFK, Fingering, assorted positions. Very happy.
By the end I'm exhausted! So I am lying on the bed, she gets up to shower, comes back with a towel around her and says "do you mind if I call my girlfriend and tell her I'm OK?" I reply, "sure, go ahead..."
She pics up the hotel phone and dials. I am relaxing on the bed, very satisfied, flipping channels, totally lost track of time.
A week later I go to check out of the hotel, and there is a HK$500+ (I cant remember exactly) extra charge on my account. Obviously this is some kind of mistake so I ask them to check. They respond "Yes Mr .........., you made a 32 minute call to Moscow" to which I reply "No I did NO... Oh yes, yes I did. Sorry about that... I'll pay cash for that separately..."
Not the amazing deal I thought it was!
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