Smart black guy
The pope, a Chinese kid and the smartest black guy in the world is on a small plane headed to South Africa.
The plane loses all it's fuel because of a leak and there are only 3 parachutes.
The pilot goes, "my plane" puts on the backpack and jumps.
The smart black guy goes, "I am the smartest black man on the planet, I need to live" puts on the backpack and jumps.
The pope says to the Chinese kid, "you take the last one, I am an old man and you have plenty of life to live!"
The Chinese kid goes, "Don't worry, the smartest black man on the planet just took my schoolbag!" | |