Thinking about losing summer weight.......here is a excercise info?
Sex & calories
The accuracy of the following data is mirrored by the smile on your face!
Calories loss from having sex
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent - 12 Calories
Without her consent - 2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands - 8 Calories
With one hand - 12 Calories
With your teeth - 485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection - 6 Calories
Without an erection - 3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary - 12 Calories
69 lying down - 78 Calories
69 standing up - 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow - 216 Calories
Doggy Style - 326 Calories
Italian chandelier - 2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real - 112 Calories
Fake - 1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging - 18 Calories
Getting up immediately - 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately - 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years - 36 Calories
30-39 years - 80 Calories
40-49 years - 124 Calories
50-59 years - 1,972 Calories
60-69 years - 7,916 Calories
70 and over - Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. - 32 Calories
In a hurry - 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door - 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door - 13,521 Calories
Results may vary!
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THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
69 Million Americans are having SEX!
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