A Singaporean and a Malaysian
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore ."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds other left-overs in a container, re cycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore ."
This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia ?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
Singaporean : "Do you wear protection" Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum sell them across to Malaysia, that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore ." | |
