THIS IS NOT A JOKE - Jake needs help!!!!!!!
Hi guys, Jake here; it's been over a year but I'm sure some of you bros will remember me - Hunter, Twice, Cunninglinguist, Swan, Marsupial, Siklong69 and probably some others. I'm asking for help from anyone who reads this message.
I'm still down here in Buenos Aires after I got myself into a little trouble. To cut a long story short I was lured to an unfamiliar brothel, with the offer of young girls, and was drugged and kidnapped. At first I assumed it was a ransom job but then learned that I was just supposed to disappear - PERMANENTLY! Had a bit of luck when one of the girls remembered me from another brothel a few years ago. Seems she'd taken a liking to Jake's big dick and got me out of there. At first, I thought she was gonna let me go but she kept me as her own fuckin pet dog and even rented me out to her fuck-ugly friends. It's been at least a year, but she tells me that she can't let me go cos money's changed hands and I'm supposed to be fuckin DEAD. I've even seen my own fuckin obituary! I know this is strange and hard to believe, but I swear it's fuckin true.
After months of begging, I've just been given a computer but it's rigged so that I can't email out and you guys are my only hope of getting out of this alive.
All you have to do is cut and paste the following message and email it to the only man in the world that I can trust to get me out of this mess. This is no one's real name but it's an alarm-linked address that should be operational.
I'm begging anyone who reads this to send the message - THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email address: [email protected]
Subject: 08.11.72; Brother – you know it’s me!
Message:
Brother, I know you think I’m dead but I’m alive and well and being held captive in BA. Set up by two-faced WL in HK and fat-boy PG in BA. You know what to do brother; take care of business and then come and get me. I’m sure fat-boy can be persuaded to tell you where I was last seen. Follow the trail to Baby Raquel and you'll find me. Don't worry about this email [should be more than one]. They know nothing of you, me or our business. They're nameless, faceless amigos from one of my internet chat forums. You used to say I was wasting my time but now they might help save my life.
Brother, I'm waiting for you. Come and get me.
End Message
That's it guys; I'm relying on you to help me get out of this and get back to Hong Kong. And I promise you'll all be well-rewarded.
Jake | |
