How did you die?"
On this particular day the husband has a bad feeling his wife is cheating on him, so he decides to come home early. Sure enough as he pulls up, there's a strange car out the front. He pushes the front door open, when he hears his wife puffing and panting upstairs. So he bounds up there. There on the bed is his wife with her legs wide open, unaware of his presence and the window wide open. As the husband looks out he sees a man running up the street doing his pants up.
He is so out raged that he picks up the nearest thing, which is the wardrobe and throws it at the bloke running down the street. Well, the bloke dies instantly, now the husband suddenly realizes the extent of what he's done, has a heart attack and dies.
When he gets to the pearly gates of heaven, he meets two other men. He turns to the first one and says, "How did you die?"
"Well" says the first one "I was late for work and I was running down the street still half dressed and doing my pants up, when some cunt threw a fucking wardrobe at me!
How did you die?"
The husband replies "I was coming home from work early cause I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I went up to our room and sure enough she was spread eagled and he was running up the road doing his pants up so I threw a wardrobe at him, had an attack of conscience and bloody died of a heart attack!"
They both turn to the third guy and ask "How did you die?" the third one replies "I was sleeping with some guys wife when the asshole husband came home, so I hid in the wardrobe and some cunt threw it out the window! | |
