A Bottle of Wine
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a
cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This
is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and
indicated
the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking
at
the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The
waiter,
who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from
her
and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to
accept
this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
million
dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'.
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
his own
in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed
him to deliver it to the lady. It read: Just to let you
know things
aren't always what they appear to be: I have a Ferrari
Maranello,
BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several
garages;
I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000
acre
ranch in Montana . There is over 700 million dollars
in my
bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as
beautiful
as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine
back....
Tiger | |
