Reply #1 Raptorfan's post
Well the "What's Wrong" is obvious and Raptorfan has posted this as an object lesson to all of us to proceed cautiously and read the entire ad, or in this case neon sign, of an establishment before proceeding. This same metaphor can be applied to life here on Sex141 or anywhere else on the Internets: read the entire post, no matter how long, stupid, insipid or boring, before hitting the reply key.
Thank you Raptorfan for once again co-opting a combined total of 147.6 man-hours of online reading time from the brethren, not to mention the power consumption of all the PC's, wi-fi's, modems, and servers required for you to bring us this little bit of enlightenment. Consider this your own contribution to global warming.
In this case Raptorfan has brought us an outstanding commercial example of psychological manipulation at it's best with this simple but classic schema of modern advertising wherein the enticing message of the large characters on the sign (combined of course with our pre-existing expectations and the throbbing hardon in our pants), lure the customer in before he fully reads and comprehends the completely contradictory message of the small chinese characters at the bottom of the sign.
If I may be literal in my translation here, the large characters say: "Large Breasted Women Sit on Golden Pole, Drink Milk of Life From Staff of Manliness and Tickle Rectal Sphincter" (I paraphrase the 'sphincter' there really is no direct translation).
While the small characters at the bottom, in the 'disclaimer' if you will, say: "all services provided by cheap aging transexual whores we imported from somewhere else."
A classic Caveat Emptor. Thank you RF! | |
