I began masturbating when I was 11 I am now just about 49, so that has been 38 years. For the first 10 years I masturbated 3 times a day, that comes out to 10340 times. for the past 28 yeast I've averaged about 1.5 masturbations a day, that comes out to 16,010 for a grand total of 26,350 times that I've masturbated.
Now I am a bit more thoughtful when I masturbate, for example I like to do it before work, as it helps me relax. I always do it before golf for the same reason and I've noticed that I putt much better afterwords, it really takes the edge off. Some times I like to masturbate before bed, but I've noticed that as I am getting older that if I work and play golf on the same day thats already two wanks and then if I do it before bed it takes too long and I end going to sleep at 3:00AM. Some times I think it would be better to get a cat and just put butter on my penis and let him lick it off at night, but then I'd have a cat and would have to feed him, just too much trouble. | |
