Yesterday, I went to a BMD pub for the 1st time, and I loved it. A super hot and cute Manilla girl touching me and grinding like crazy, and unfortunately.... drinking super fast. But that's the game...

At a point, she whispered to my hear 'I will make you come', and starting to grind her whole body against my pant, but I stopped her.

I will definitely come back, and try to negociate a BJ. But if I can just have HJ, my question is... where to shoot my load ? In my pants like a teen, and then clean it with tissues ? or take out my LB and shoot on the floor like a perv ?

The best would be to move to another place, but if I have no other choice than doing it in the middle of the bar on my chair.... How do you do guys ?

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umm... use the toilet...purleeassse!!

I've never done it out in the open bar, but have occasionally stepped in stuff in those sort of bars that ... well, I try not to look at too closely, or think about. For the sake of the other patrons, try and go somewhere more discreet!

Fuck me, I'll need to make sure I bring some towelettes with me me to wipe the seating before I sit down!!
Option 1 or 2?  How about 3, go somewhere else (unless that whole deal gets you off).

How much she charges for the wank??

Go with out in the open.  Then she'll either catch it in her hands or aim you for the floor, depending on what's allowed in the establishment.  

And yeah, I don't touch the seats with my bare hands in any bar/club establishment.  I imagine a blacklight would floresce quite a lot of cum stains . . .

Getting frisky and naked in a KTV room is one thing...which does happens, but getting a hand job in an open bar? Now that's new to me. Any bros out there actually have had the experience?

At least now I know if next time I am in one of the pubs in HK, I'd wipe the seat first!

I was in one of the Nana Plaza strip clubs, fairly well lit, and the big fat dude two seats over was getting a HJ and didn't care who knew it.  I asked my waitress if that was standard service there and she said no that it was verboten!  But that doesn't slow one down much in Thailand.

Fawk, the KTV rooms should just be color schemed white and blue since that's what it probably looks like under black light.

I've received a HJ on a barstool at one of the Wanchai bars before. She pulled my lil bro out and I just went with it.

@ Thebutler

I have seen an Italian man (who looks like a mafia hotshot) in a upmarket restaurant in Milan feeling up a Russian model's (might be one of those high class WG) boobs in the open, but never seen a HJ before. I may as well pay more attention next time.



@Grimlock

Damn! That's nasty and exciting at the same time! So where did you shoot your load on?

Bro, I think the best solution is to cum in her mouth... keep your pants and the floor clean!!! Wont smudge her make up and providing she doesn't spit other Bros don't have to see it!

Tell her you'll consider it another lady drink if she swallows...

Obviously none of you lads have been to the White Rose , which was on the second floor of the West side of the  Pat Pong street. The name is actually a reference to a fairly notorious place which used to exist in Vientiane in the 60s. Of course the last time I was there was in 1998 and I spent a lot of time in Bangkok and so it may be long gone

It was a place that from the looks of the outside no tourist would enter, you would have to be introduced to it by a friend in the know, as was done for me. In the White Rose you simply rock up, sit down, select one of the smiling providers who wait buy the entrance. buy yourself a beer and buy her a lady drink, and eventually you'll find that she unbuckled your pants and pulls them down around your ankles and is giving you a BBBJ right in the bar. This place when I was there had a long padded seat about 15 feet long across one side of the room with little round cocktail tables about every 3 feet where the punters would sit with the girls.

Every time I went I could look in the room and see along the seat sitting some three or four guys all leaning back getting a BBBJ from a little girl who was on her knees under the round table, and no one seemed to be bothered by it at all, with cocktail waitresses going back and forth bringing drinks and taking empty glasses, guys smoking cigarettes and talking on phones while getting "serviced" , and some of the guys who visited in a group talking back and forth to each other while each were getting BBBJ by a different girl. I guess this would be a good morale booster or team building exercise for a football club or something.

As for where all that jizz landed I do not know but I recall each table had on it an ashtray, the typical Thai "check bin" where a ticket for each drink ordered is placed, and a large box of tissue.

For me it was all a bit unworldly  and I was never comfortable like this, seeing all these hairy overweight Europeans dicks getting sucked so I would always hire a private room for an extra 100 Baht, where I got the same service usually followed by a shag.  

Some wild times back in the day.

Bring plenty of tissues

Keep on mongering

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Well ashamed to say that I did this once in Pattaya

I was drunk, the girl was drunk and it started with soft touching. Then she had her hand down my pants jerking me off. I

Bar fined her then took her back he he

Yep, like a 13 year old kid I was. Shot inside my pants

Not sure what I hit lol.. Didn't bother to duck under the counter to check hahaha...

Gwailoplayer, I agree that this will definitely be a good morale booster outing for any sports team! Maybe even compete on who could shoot the furthest!

Probably the girls all swallow?


@Grimlock

Doesn't really matter where it hit...savouring the moment and enjoy it, that's what matters. Way to go Bro!   I wouldn't mind trying that if the opportunity presents itself!

Based on my experience just last night at one of the curtain clubs I go with CIM.  Girl had tissue already in her stockings like this was standard operating procedure.  As a matter of fact, this girl was pretty smokin, thinking of heading back that way tonight and see what else is on the menu.

So protocol question here, write a report on a quickie in a bar or not?

It has happened to me in wan chai a couple of years ago in the madness that is Sunday afternoon / evening - in of all places the och.

All happened in my pants - uncomfortable walk home!

I gotta say this thread cracks me up every time I see it!  I hope it stays on the first page of the Monger's Lounge for a while cuz it's just too damn humorous.

I almost think it belongs in Hunter's proposed thread for bravest punter of the month...

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... &highlight=anal

... but maybe we should alter the name to most creative punter of the month!

Most places, if you look and see what is stuck on the underside of the table, it is chewing gum (OK, once in school in the lunch room we took a small bowl with a scoop of mash and stuck it to the underside of the table and it was hanging there, for like, weeks ).

In one of these black curtain bars I would not venture to look at what is on the underside of the table.

remember your Penis safety:

Always assume a penis is loaded and the safety is off
Never point a loaded penis at anyone
Only point a loaded penis at someone you intend to shoot.  

Keep on mongering

Not really it would not be a morale booster for me. I could see a whole team mongering and then getting together over a beer to talk about it, but not being live and naked with them in the room and hearing and seeing them ejaculate . Kinda creeps me out.

I don't mind hanging with you lads here and exchanging ideas and sharing research , but I would not want to see a line of you sitting with pants around your ankles with your dicks in the mouths of little brown girls getting sucked off.

Too much information. :


Keep on mongering

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