Hahahaha. If I put cologne on to go to work, she'd be suspicious before I even walked out the door. And if she could still smell
it when I got home, showing I'd re-applied it - man I'd be toast. If you knew my job, you'd realise why the idea of putting on
cologne to go to work is so funny
Nah, I just said I was hot and sweaty and washed my face in the bathroom before leaving work.