You know, you've been cheated! This is not the predicament unique only to you, but it is common to almost all marriages. As a young man (many years ago), I once did a statistics project for college. I polled an entire hospital. ALL the married male doctors who were straight (one was gay) reported that they were unhappy with their marriage. They felt that their wives increased the sexual frequency just before they wanted them to buy something expensive and witheld sex when they were "pissed off". In other words, they were using sex like a carrot on a donkey. A married man is only a stupid pack animal to a woman. Please refer to the following website:
http://www.nomarriage.com/ .
Now returning to your question.... Maybe he is not worried about his conscience since he has been mongering already. Maybe he is worried that he will be especially guilty for doing on his anniversary and therefore will have difficulty lying about it. Therefore, I have a suggestion for you. Don't lie about it. Do it in a way that you can tell the truth with a clear conscience. Go screw a transexual. They're biologically male, but have had an operation to make them "female". Therefore, if your wife asks you, "Did you screw any girls?" You can answer, "No, I did not screw any GIRLS," with a clear conscience since that IS the truth. And, no, that would NOT make you gay. It is not gay if you are in prison, really drunk, or if the dude looks like a lady. Many times, the transexual will look better than a "real girl" because she's had numerous plastic surgeries. Here is an example of a transexual:
http://www.antijen.org/Articles/RC1.html . I challenge you to find ANY masculine characteristics on shim.
Some more pics and interesting stories:
http://my-favorite-girls.blogspot.com/
Just make sure you hookup with a post-op transexual, not a pre-op transexual or you'll wind up curled into a fetal position, crying, and clutching a very sore ass....
BTW, if you find a passable transexual hooker in HK, please let me know! It's been many years since I've been in Transylvania....
Thanks,
drjoker.
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