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Post at 28-9-2012 11:13  Profile P.M. 
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Garden Growth

A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red.

One day while taking a stroll she came upon a neighbor who had the
most beautiful garden full of huge
red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get
your tomatoes red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself,
and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to
her tomato garden to see if it
would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her
garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
how did you make out?
Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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