Date: March 6, 2020 4pm
Name: Oye
Place: 69 Club, Thong Lo
Age: 25
Language: Ok English
Nationality: Thai from Chiangmai
Face: 2/5 Not my cup of tea, but to each his own.
Body: 2/5 Nothing special; not skinny nor fat; no silicone, but not great tits/ass
GFE: 5/5 lots of kissing if that's your thing
PSE: 5/5 she wanted the DICK; great BBBJ
Price: 3200B "bath mat" w/ discount is 3000B; 70 minutes
WIR: No

Decided to hit up this joint due to another punter's review (thanks mate!). On the Japanese website, they had a ton of photos of good looking girls so I hit them up on Line just to see who was available. To my surprise, the person responding was very lacking (who most likely was the mamasan). I asked for photos, she said come in and see. Fuck. So I was like, what the hell. Went to Thong Lo and it takes about a 10-15 minute walk from the BTS.

Get there and mamasan doesn't even greet me. She just stares at me for an awkward 5 seconds until I said, "HI". lol. I knew from the get-go this was gonna be awkward. She shows me the menu and I originally choose the 90 min option for 3600B. I sit in the lobby while she calls the girls to come. I was expecting like good lineup as it seems like it was dead. 5 girls line up and NONE of them were my cup of tea. 3 out of the 4 seemed a lot older (I wanted younger ones). 2 out 5 were dark-skinned, but were older. 1 had her silicone tits coming out of her dress, but she was butt ugly (imo). Oye was the only one that looked younger, but not dark-skinned so I hesitated and choose her. Afterwards, I changed my option to the 70 min for 3000B due to the fact that the girl I wanted (Cris) was not there. Off we go to our room.

The room is very very dim. You could barely see the girl in there, but the first thing I usually notice is the girl's teeth. To me, it looked like Oye didn't have white teeth. Sorry, just a thing for me. Anyway, before I go any further, can I just say right off the bat that she has FANTASTIC service. I mean, if you want GFE and PSE, she's the one. But for me personally, if I'm not attracted to her, I'm a veggie. lol. So that's that.

She washes me then lays the inflated mat down. We go for a hot oil (?) nuru massage which was great. Then she rims me which was also great. The flip happens and that's where she really gets GFE. She starts kissing me all over. At first, I didn't want to DFK, but I said fuck it so we DFK for a few minutes. Then she goes down on LB and starts giving me a great BBBJ. After a good 5 mins or so I eventually CIM. This is where she's PSE. With my cum in her mouth, she wants to swap it to my mouth. That's some pornstar shit. I declined and she spit it out lol. After that, I told her I'm drained and LB is out of commission to which she says, "we not finish. We need to use condom." Told her we'll see if I can go another round. She continues with the nuru for a bit then we bathe together.

Next we moved to the bed where she gave me a massage and we basically talked. This is where I got the 411 on this shop. I asked her about the number of WGs there and she told me the Japanese website that had all those photos are basically a copout. 75% of those girls don't "normally" work there. They are either in-call or out-calls or they work at other massage shops and if/when someone makes an appointment they will come there. That explains everything and is the reason why I'll probably never go back. Anyways, throughout our 20 mins of chattering, she kept coming in for kisses, but I declined her everytime. I felt really bad because she genuinely seemed like she was interested. But again, I'm not attracted to her so that's on me, not her. With about 10 mins left, she gobbles on LB in hopes to wake him up, but he was not having it. We eventually retired and called it quits.

She walks me down and off I go into the walk of shame that is Soi 55.

Overall, the experience itself was great. If Oye was my cup of tea, it would've been even better. The nuru here is one of the best that I've ever had and not like some that only uses baby oil. I think they use real hot nuru gel. Regardless, I would recommend you to try it considering all things.