I'm planning my first ever trip to HK and have already learned a lot from this site. Thanks to everyone who's contributed. You live in a great mongering city, you lucky dogs!

My specific problem is that I'm only coming for a few days with my "better half". Undaunted, I'm planning a 2- or 3-hour trip to a "museum" while she's shopping, which means I've got to get to a real museum or whatever, take some quick tourist photos for my alibi, then head to a 141, massage parlour etc. I call this plan "Operation Roger".

Bearing in mind the tight time constraint and my complete lack of experience in HK, would veterans of this forum advise me to use (a) a 141 walk-up such as Fuji Blg in CWB, (b) a massage parlour like K-Pressure or 37 Dundas, (c) a hotel reservation, or (d) other?

(a) One attraction of a 141 walk-up is that I don't have to deal with pimps, mamasans etc. I know from reading this site that it's not usually a problem, but I just want to reduce any possibility of a fuck-up, since I only have a very small window of opportunity. Fuji Bldg looks good in terms of quality and quantity for back-up choices, with Hop Yee up the road as a further back-up.

(b) K-Pressure and 37 Dundas still get some excellent reviews on this site, and are obviously an option. It's just one in 10 or 20 reviews are not so good. And there aren't photos of girls online to drool over in advance. (And there's some confusion between 1F and 2F Dundas - don't these separate establishments have names?)

(c) Hotel reservation girls on this site seem to be the most attractive, and I'd love to try one regardless of the extra cost. I like the privacy aspect, too. It seems to work more or less like where I live (Tokyo). But I probably won't go for this option because I'd have to find and check in at a suitable hotel, communicate with the pimp on the phone, make double sure my phone's record is deleted because my wife checks these things, possibly wait a long time for the girl, deal with a possible bait-and-switch, etc. etc. I'd definitely be doing it every week if I lived in HK, but there seems to be a higher risk of failure for a visitor in my shoes.

(d) If there's a viable option I've missed (other than the wife, God forbid, or one off the wrist), please let me know!

You will be assured a full report after my trip.

First of all welcome to this forum !   

K Pressure & Dundas are brothels NOT massage places ... you only have 45 min to nail the girl !

If you only have a 2 - 3 hour time limit and you are restricted to do this only once while in HK ...
I suggest you try walk ups or brothels rather then hotel girls.

For walk ups, they normally start after 1 pm and if you go to a place like Fuji its best after 3 as most girls
would have come back to work bu then.  The olny reason I dodn't suggest hotel girls is that given your
very limited time, you may not find the papa to answer your call or the girl is not to your liking when you
see her (bate & switch). Walk ups you can go from door to door and choose but the girls are usually older.

The brothels are OK as you will be given a selection of girls - more selection the later you go.

I'm sure other bros here will have lots of advise ... good luck and hope you have a great time !  

twice makes a lot of sense. If you are to visit a walk up and your time is limited, have a couple of "back-ups" just in case the WG you have chosen as number one is busy with another punter and you have limited time.  If you are going during the afternoon, then you should be ok.  Whatever you do, enjoy yourself.  Personally, I'm a big fan of KP.  At least you know you will have WG on tap, that you can double up on your time if you want to book for longer then the 45 minutes and you'll no doubt have fun.  However if you want to bang a young lokker, then go for a Hotel Reservation!  cheers mate

You already have some good advice (above). I assume you are staying in Causeway area as you chose the Fuji and you can't miss out there.

recommend you get a local HK pre-paid SIM (any 7-Eleven) if you want to taste the hotel WGs so you don't have to worry about your wife finding suspect call records.

An excuse that worked for me was I had work to do so stayed at the hotel whilst she shopped, so no need for the museum/tourist photos. My wife can shop any guy under the table so I had a reasonable amount of time, plus the back-up alibi is you went for a walk to stretch the legs (all three of them). I don't know what your wife is like but mine usually has a lot of sympathy for me if I shop with her up front for an hour or two and is glad to continue alone.

    I disagree ... its MY wife that can shop till I drop and then somemore !  

can my wife go shopping with yours next time she travels with me? That way I'll have the whole day to myself!

All recommendations given by the bros here are very sound!

In terms of museums, I'm assuming you've done your research and you know where they are located by now. If not, you have the Hong Kong Musuem of History and the Science Museum next to each other. The museums are located in Tsim Sha Tsui on 100 Chatham Road South which is close to multiple walk-up buildings in TST and Jordan. I think

Refer to this link: http://www.isaw-db.com/map_hkg.html since I think it willl help you some what. Most if not all of the walk-up buildings, brothels, saunas, etc...have been marked in this map. I believe the Observaroty building is closest to the musuems if you are interested in any of the WGs in this building.

In terms of covering your tracks, I would go to the museum after seeing a WG since you will sure smell like you just took a shower and your "better half" may wonder what you've up to

Happy hunting!

I was just going to enphasize the shower smell ... Some girls have soaps that smells like "babies"or sometimes like "cleaned toilet"... So I would be very careful to not left any smell trace ... The weather is quite hot now ... so if you follow the above wise advice, go 1st to the girl and then later you keep walking and sweating to eliminate traces of shower. ROger that?!

Froddo suggested getting a prepaid phone:

It's super easy and cheap. But if you don't have a phone that is unlocked and therefore allows you to use any providers sim card then there is a very easy way to get it unlocked. If you have had your service for more than 90 days, simply call your company, ask for the tech department, and tell them you want the unlock code. Ask also for the directions to unlock but if they only give you the code then the directions can easily be found on google. Just search your phone model + unlock. Sometimes they can be a bit evasive in giving out the code but don't give up, they will tell you eventually.

cheers!

This sounds like a good plan. I think though that a brothel would be better since there would be less hassle choosing the WG you want. Might be hard to find one near a reputable museum tho.

If you look up the address of a place you like on ypmap:

http://www.ypmap.com

Then you can click on "recreation & cultural" in the list on the left and it will highlight museums and stuff.

Lol I can just imagine the motion picture of your little adventure right now.  Imagine Men Suddenly in Black but with a Mission Impossible piss take theme.  Anyone know if this idea has been done before in a film?

lots of great advice. thanks to everyone who replied operation roger is taking shape.

after lunch makes sense. i'll stay at heel all morning and lull the missus into a false sense of security so that by 2 or 3pm she'll let me off the leash for a run. and yeah, i know all about odours, so i may do the girl before the museum after all. nice map, btw, mesohorny.

my wife is apt to change her mind suddenly, so i need to be ready with different plans for different areas. i've more or less worked out cwb (yes, we're staying there). the tst/jordan area is next on my research list because of the museums nearby. for now, k-pressure or dundas will do for yau ma tei/mong kok.

btw i have to memorize all addresses, girls' names and even phone numbers, where applicable, as nothing can be written down. another reason to avoid hotel reservations. which brings me to my next question: if a 141 girl is listed with a phone number (like in observatory road, for example) does it mean i really need to call her before going upstairs and knocking on her door?

my wife's already planned local hk sim cards for us both so that she can keep tabs on me while i'm out of her direct vision. so a phone is as much of a hindrance as an aid. what do you all think about using the "must have been a weak signal in the museum" excuse if she calls during the deed?

one thing is clear: in spite of her retail addiction, my wife is a tough adversary with a superb sense of smell, and i'll need to time my moves perfectly. but i've been in practice and feel confident. i'll just stay cool and wait, then when a gap appears in her defence i'll slip through.

mission impossible? how about "missionary impossible"?

Weak signal? there are no weak phone signals in HK, ANYWHERE, what you want to do is say you went to the big Mosque on Nathan road which asked you to turn your phone off...cept maybe Tai O..

Maybe a better excuse it to get a busy phone signal instead,

Even better you went into the labyrinth which is the Chung King Mansions and got lost you can seriously get lost in there......

Or meet you in Lantau island oh wait got to do something wink wink I'll surprise you tonight....

Oops I got on the cheung chau ferry instead or


Here is a little tip to have innocent smell , first thing in the morning tell her you are horny and shag her quickly and build up sweat... you now have sort of a sex smell about you....... and thus an excellent alibi...

just turn down WG's showers on the way out, WGs have metered water and will probably appreciate it...

[ Last edited by  Kennichi at 22-9-2008 22:00 ]

I know what you mean about the wife getting suspicious if she calls and your phone is off, or doesn't get answered ... and then she will keep ringing. The trouble with multiple SIM cards and swapping them over in the one phone is when you put your regular SIM back in you can't tell what "missed" calls were possibly made (with my phones anyway).

Do you have an old phone you can use?  I use the 2nd "phantom" phone so she who must be obeyed never knows the number and if it rings or msg I know it's a WG. I leave my standard use phone on and if it rings I can see if it's the missus. In these situations it's very hard to get away with "I was in a business meeting", and I find the worst outcome is if I don't know she has called .... "why was your phone off all morning"

You're over complicating things !  for a one time excursion the more you plan the more chances of something not
going according to your plan ... just do it when you get a chance to get away ...

don't answer your phone because you didn't hear it
run around the block after your deed to hide the soap smell
have a lawyer ready just in case your wife finds out and wants a devorce
have a doctor ready just in case your wife finds out and wants you to be tested

this is a serious operation here...like "Mission Impossible"...good luck Jim.

In the words of Bruce Lee - "be like water"....just go with the flow.  pretty lame advice but everyone has already given you the best.
I had been on a similar operation in bangkok and can luckily I was able to make 2 hits in one day.  Study the area you're targeting so that you don't waste time looking around.  Have a back up plan...but don't force it.  

In your situation, what I would do is stick with TST...try calling a few hotel gals, if that falls through, and if you're desperate...just go up to either the observatory, james lee, or champagne walkups, bound to be a girl available.

Make sure she doesn't shop at the SOGO in TST and you end up at the art museum there since they are really close by, although that is one my favorite museums in HK.  It's also a great view and a nice place to relax for lunch n stuff.

Don't buy the 7-11 ones, they are really expensive.  Go to a phone store and get a card that costs 25 cents per min, HK china or US.

Sometimes life is just too complicated.  Tell the wife you're off to bang a WG and ask if she would like to come and make a threesome!  

Can you have a spare empty battery and just pretend you forgot to charge the night before. This does mean that you need to find her after without using your phone.