you definitely got the system down, but how would I do that sometimes I like to visit some of my friends before I go home after work. I would have to leave my wallet and keys at my office, do the deed, then returned to the office to collect my wallet and keys and then go home. I just make sure, before I walk out of a flat, that I have everything in my pockets that I walked in there with . I have never had any WG steal or even try to steal something from me. it would be bad for their business

Keep on mongering

haha!

Or just do what I do...  pull out a shitload of cash from the nearest ATM, buy 27 girls drinks all nite, lose your phone (again), lose your jacket (dammit, I liked that jacket!!), find yourself in some room with 3 chicks banging the hell out of you, ask for your wallet back in the morning (thank you!), screw the sweet girl who returned it to you as her reward (hehe), then stagger to Starbucks to try to figure out what the fuck happened the nite before.

Punting in HK is so simple....

My god, I'd never thought of that... I wonder if we couldn't be helpful to our dear scared newbie mongers by providing a similar service on here... Before one goes on a punt, post such a note on a "notice board" section on the forum, and if one does not log in and post a "safely returned" reply by a certain time, our next of kin is informed? Somewhat foolproof, right?

Hi my name is MCHK and I'm calling on behalf of your husband ilovepussy69....errrJohn...and he sent me a private message last nite that if he didn't make a post on the sex board we both use, before 12pm the next day that I should contact you.

He was in shum shui po to visit a prostitute last nite and was worried about getting jumped...ohhhh wait, heh, looks like he posted he's fine on the wrong thread...uhhh never mind, crank call, bye!

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Hello Mrs. Wander...

The police are still not sure what exactly happened, but the Metropark Wanchai hotel burned down last nite and we think Wander was inside.  No body has been recovered but his semen is everywhere!  (What the fuck was with that guy?).

Anyway, we found his belongings... A jacket, 23 used condoms, a half-empty bottle of Scotch, and 3 pregnant hookers who want to talk with you about the insurance payout.  

Have a good day!

I will be honest here with you, I did join the forum well over two years ago but wasn't able to come online as much ,as is the case recently, I have very unreliable internet. To answer questions about my age, being honest, I'm 19 , and it's not like I will be having sex for the first time. The thing that scares me as someone mentioned is I guess too many 'triad movies' :\ . I'm thinking of going to go with calling them to my booked place or so just to be safe. I am very thankful for all your replies so far. Good to know the community is really helpful.

Go for it, Bro!  It is safe here.....  Enjoy

The question is not whether to be concerned or not, you should be concerned.  Always listen to that little voice of caution.  

But that doesn't mean you run away.  

Life is a dangerous place.  But if you try to avoid all the dangers, it'll just crush you anyway, and you'll live a life of regrets and missed opportunities, all while watching others having fun.  Doesn't matter if you're learning to fly a jetpack, skydiving, learning to swim, or just to cross the road.  Key is to be fully aware of the risks, and come up with a strategy to mitigate them that does NOT mitigate the payoff.  HOW you do that is up to you and your personality.  

BIG difference between walking down a dark alley in Shenzhen, and walking into the lobby of a proper hotel (that happens to have a few improper guests), or ringing the door of a walkup girl.  
Identify the risks, then mitigate them.  

... oh, and if you think punting is dangerous, try punting after you're already married ...

Oops got cut off.  Amazing what mongering can turn you into.    The things we will do and say to get our fix of the glorious punanni.

was out partying in lkf. hooked up with a girl. free punani for me couple of times now. and i must say, Dartagnan, punting after marriage put a smirk on my face. i salute you sir !

once thats done, im saving up for a good punt.

I must admit... the first few times were definitely nerve-wracking but simultaneously exhilarating....
After you live through it, you get used to it... although the slightest hint of worry does remain even now

HK is very safe....jz go & njy.....do the bang bang

not sure if you are single or in a relationship but the fear factor is much higher once you are in a relationship.  so if you are single now go buck wild NOW before you experience real fear, the fear of getting caught.l