ok... comments as follows:
1)how does the process go?
you call
the number by pressing the number on the phone with your fingers, (do you need instructions how to call?)
tell them which girl you want using your mouth,
go to the hotel they specified (transport i dunno as i dunno which hotel it is, if dunno take taxi)
once arrive call again by pressing the call button if you have not made a call after you called your papa
they give you the room number through the speaker on your phone
walk to the lift,
press the first or first two digits of the room on the lift...
go out from lift...
and ... oh god too long i give up...
go in if ok take your cloths off, first your shirt, your shoes, your socks....
take shower with or without the girl,
2) i don't speak much (any) english
so you can type but not speak english.
what language do you speak to understand?
or you are mute?
i don't think texting will work with the papas
3) i certainly don't know my way around hk.
this you can walk down where you live to the streets,
on the pedestrian, you can put your hand up when a red vehicle named taxi, usually a toyota...
i hope you know what a toyota is.
if it is too difficult you can ask your mum to help you.
show the driver of the print out of the website
or you can again call your papa of the girl to speak to driver
that will REALLY turn the driver on.
4) is that a problem when you give the mamasan's a call?
i love this question.
i guess it is going to be a problem if you don't speak much.
or if you dunno how to make a call.
maybe the person you call is a papasan then it is going to be a REAL problem..
is that ok for you?
5) are they good at giving directions?
you can certainly tell them where you live i'm sure they will come to your location
speak to your mum and let them take care of you.