Having a lot of trouble connecting with PRC HG's in TST.  Been B&S'd twice, left both times.  Lots of non english speaking agents and I'm only trying to set up punts with HG's that list english as a language.  I have no problem with the agents for the europeans, and no B&S issues there either, for obvious reasons.

Any tips?

Thought about posting this in the mongerers lounge, so mods move it if you think it best.

TIA

rt

Bro, you are going to have a frustrating time looking for english speakers. DB listings aren't always true. And the ones who do list it may not be your type. You got to adapt to punting with girls who can't speak english. It helps if you can communicate ofcourse - but you can have a good time without being able to talk. Also helps if you learn a few basic stuff in mando. Very few girls I've punted with have spoken english here in HK. It's really not that necessary.  Good luck.

Ok, rj thanks for the info.  I'll look into learning some basic mando then.

cheers,

rt

try Google Translate on yr iPhone/iPad or Android device. set up some basic phrases and "star" them...things like "you're very beautiful, i'm happy to see you" are better icebreakers than "do you take it up the dirt road?"

when using the device try not to use slang in your English, be clear. "geez, you're kinda pretty aren't you?" isn't going to translate well through a machine. think flowery romance novel rather than Hustler.

also, just plain smiles and not-worrying about the language barrier goes a long way. be a nice guy. bring them some fruit. make jokes with your hands. don't worry about seeming silly, no one's there but her. have FUN.

JtB

there are threads on here with good translations. and body language works pretty well ;)

Do you always bring fruit when you visit HGs?  Wouldn't that be weird?  "Hey here's your HK$1200... plus your tips in fruit"

@JtB: How receptive are HGs or WGs with fruit? Would they be cautious about it? I know fruits are relatively safe, but what if someone spiked them somehow or something. Don't get me wrong, I'm not accusing you of doing so but i'm trying to think from a WG's perspective. I'm sure most girls won't accept any drinks unless it's unopened. Have all the WGs you offered fruit to seem happy about it?
ps. my first HG that I went to had a bunch of bananas on her table, I wonder if it was you who brought it to her?   

Sorry, but I simply had to comment on how much I laughed at rajrammer's seemingly benign comment: "DB listings aren't always true."  If only the site was 100% accurate...  Can you imagine?!?

On point though, I speak some basic mandarin and have trouble talking to these girls.  It's going to more than a couple of quick translations to connect with these girls.  Unless of course you mean connect in a, well, more intimate sense.  Most of the girls seem ready-to-go without a word said in my experience.

Nobody's said it yet:  learn some basic Chinese phrases!  

As far as doing doing the deed is concerned, the language is universal. Never used anagent so can speak on that. When I get a chance to get back to hk I hope I have better luck with the agents thanyou did

Always book by SMS, don't call.  People can read english much more readily than they can hear and speak it.  I always go the SMS route and never have had a problem.

Are you sure you were B&S'd?  It's more likely that the DB pics were excessively photoshopped, particularly the face.  I've had visits where, at the door, I could swear I was being B&S'd, and then back home I'd check the DB and sure enough, I could make out the resemblance to the girl at the hotel.

thanks for the comments!

tips take many forms. Blazza, who is the real master, sometimes brings KFC and small perfume spray-bottles. stuff like that is fine. so is cash.

but, think of a WG's life. all day long they're in this room, banging guys--some better than others. or some less troublesome than others. some have told me: they can't go out and get food. of course if they can speak Canto they can order in, but then some other guy's knocking on the door and by the time they're done with him, that beef hor fun is a congealed mess.

so when u show up with some fruit, it's got nutrition, it's low-cal, and always appreciated. here in HK, fruit stands are everywhere, it's generally cheap, fresh and modular. of course it u bring bananas there's a pun built-in...but i've had a lot more fun introducing Thai dames to lychees, they're in season, and they're like rambutan, but NOT.

yes, EVERY WG i've brought fruit to has been appreciative. remember that if you just take a bit of time, joke with them, exchange some fun, u usually get BETTER service in return. inside a WG's room is no time to play macho-man. chill out, sex is FUN, that's the deal.

of course for some of these gals sex is mechanical, but if u treat them well, u may be surprised to discover the animal within the female.

JtFB

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I can really commiserate. Been there and done that.  I speak Canto and a bit of Mando but it is even difficult for me.  Was not used to hearing the name of the hotel and the address.  The PPS would say the E Hotel on Kimberly Road in Chinese.  It took a few times calling back & forth but we just have to get used to the context.  As Brother Butler suggests - SMS sounds like a good option.

Thanks for the tip.  I'll try that next time.  Re the chat thing, that may not be easy since my Mandarin sucks, and I prefer mainland Chinese WGs.

Just a word on the bananas - besides the obvious innuendo, since bananas are naturally radioactive, maybe it should also mean a real dynamite session in bed!

I'm very tempted to bring strawberries and chocolate.  Wondering if any WGs would like the strawberry/chocolate thing, or whether that's just too romantic for a WG sesssion (more of a gf session)?  Or maybe vodka for the Russian WGs?

Anyway since this isn't the place for fruit trivia, moving on...

IMHO nothing's too romantic for a WG.  They're girls, and react just like girls.  

Actually they appreciate a thoughtful gesture a LOT more than your typical HK princess does

Important to keep it in perspective though: you have to see it as a tip, and value it accordingly.  No diamond rings, unless that's the value of what you would tip for a good session.

i always bring some chocolate or strawberry cream covered pretzel sticks. not as nutricious as fruits, but definitely a lot less messy as well, and they can eat it in a jiffy

the WGs you find in bars typically speak reasonable or better English. You wont find too many PRC girls in HKbars but if English speaking is what you want most Bars are the way to go.

Focus firstly on finding a coupld of good agents that communicate well and be specific about what you are looking for so they can send you to the right girl (or the right girl to you). I think this is half the battle, the other half is keeping things simple with the girl, no need to get complex, just indicate what you want. Seems to work for me. Lastly go back to the same agent, that way they know you are a repeat customer and more likely to be interested in keeping you happy - business is business.

I'm sure I was B&S'd because I had the pic in my phone

I'll try the txt thing next time...

Gave an Italian favorite in my German FKK a massage as her tip last time, we'll see how that pays off in a week or so on my next visit...