Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
       A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 4 matches.


      The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft
      but no cup !!!


      Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest
      stamps? They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them.
      People  couldn't figure out which side to spit on.


      Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in a All
      Black jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in
      order to save his family from the embarrassment.


      Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
      "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
      everything inside them is numbered."
      The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
      inside them is in alphabetical order."
      Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
      colour-coded."
      The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're
      heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are
      interchangeable."


      A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total
      write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
      He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
      "Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Graham Henry". "OK," says
      the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the
      grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
      "Well, he tried to escape through the park."

       They are thinking about renaming the All Blacks the "rainbow
      warriors" - once again sunk by the French!


      What's the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag?.... The
      teabag stays in the cup longer!