An Italian and his 6 year old son, Luigi, go into a clothing shop. "May I help you?" asks the salesman.

"Yes" says the father, I'd like a nice sweater for me and a pair of trousers for my son Luigi - WITH THE BIG FAT HEAD!', and he slaps little Luigi around
the head several times. Shocked by this attack the salesman asks, "Will that be all sir?"

"No" says the father. "I'd like a pair of shoes for me and a pair for Luigi - WITH THE BIG FAT HEAD!" and he slaps little Luigi again.

"Now just wait a minute" protests the salesman. "You can't keep hitting that poor boy like that - why do you keep hitting him?"

"Why do I keep hitting Luigi - WITH THE BIG FAT HEAD?' yells the father,bashing Luigi again. 'Well, I'll tell you!" he says. "When I met his mamma,Maria,
she wassa eighteen years old, she hada a perfect body, the most beautiful breasts I ever saw - and the nicest, tighta p*ssy ina the whole suburb - until a
long comma Luigi WITH THE BIG FAT HEAD!"'