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Post at 29-3-2011 20:12  Profile P.M. 
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Death or Bongo?

This is an old joke but i think it is still funny.....

These three guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound native person came out of some bushes and said "You have trespass on our holy land. Now I give you two choices......death or bongo."

Having no idea what bongo is, the first guy thought to himself and said nothing could be worst than death and that, "I have a lot to live for; my wife and kids are at home. I choose bongo."

The big guy takes him aside and he start banging him right there and then.

The second guy sees this and doesn't think it looks so bad so he also chooses bongo as well. Then two 550 pound guys come out of the bushes and they pound him long and hard right then and then.

The third guy is disgusted by this and does not want any part in it so he chooses death. After saying this, fourteen 550 pound guys come out of the bushes screaming "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!"
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