Two New Zealand businessmen
Two New Zealand businessmen in Wellington were sitting down for a break in their new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling".
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Aussie tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Australian accent asked
"What you selling mate?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arseholes."
Without skipping a beat, the Aussie said, "You're doing very well. Only two left!"
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