I think you might the the father of one of my children
A guy is in line at the supermarket when a blonde at the back of the line starts waving hello to him. He doesn't recognize her, so he walks over and says, “I’m sorry, do I know you?”
She says, “I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children.”
He gulps and says, “Holy shit...are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I banged on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
She says, “No, I’m your son’s Third Grade teacher.”
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