There was man named Jose that worked in the fields of a rural country cutting down trees, and every afternoon his wife Maria used to bring him his lunch.

Well one afternoon Jose got horny and started fucking the shit out of Maria, as they were doing it a bee flew by and stung her right next to her nipple.

Days went by and the swelling wouldn't go away, so Jose took her to the doctor's.

The doctor took a look at it and said "Well we're going to have to get the puss out in order for her breast to heal, and the best way to do that is to suck it out."

Jose looked at the doctor and said "Isn't there another way?" The doctor said "Nope, the old-fashion way is the best way for this."

So of course he believed the doctor and went along with it, so the doctor went off on Maria's tit, I mean he sucked the shit out of it, he had her moaning and everything.

A week later Jose while taking a piss got stung right on the tip of his dick so he went to the doctor. The doc took a look at it and said, "Holy shit, that things huge!

I'll be right back. I'm going to go get a shot that will make the puss come right out."

Jose looked at him, pulled out his axe and said, "NO, no, no, like you said the old fashion way is the best way. Now start sucking!"