Hi,

My name is scatman and I'm a Nookie Newbie...

I'm also a total nerd and a middle-aged guailo now living in HK. I'm trying to work up enough courage to try my first visit to a WG. I'm self conscience enough that I want to find a girl who will at least pretend (convincingly) not to be disgusted by my less than ideal shape. I've heard that with walk-ups, a guailo can expect to pay a HKD 50-100 premium. That is alright with me.

Understanding that the info provided by the girls in the DB are suspect at best, I still wanted to try to make a list of girls who may be welcoming. Although I wouldn't mind splurging now and then, I'd also like to keep the cost under HKD 1000. So the "filter" I chose was to look for girls in the DB who claim to speak English and charge less than HKD 1000. Now, granted, I don't care if they can really speak English, but my logic goes, and I could be wrong, that since it is so easy to lie on the bios, I take it as a hint from a girl that she is NOT interested in guailos if she doesn't list English as a language.

If I were friends with the DB admin, I might ask him to run a query for me, but alas, I'm not worthy. So to demonstrate my uber nerdness (and determination to find a WG), I collected what appears to be an all-star list of girls claiming to speak English.

I hope it might be interesting to others as well:

1. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-hotel-walk-in-b1-girl-4879.html
2. http://sex141.com/en/sheung-wan-141-walk-up-miss-girl-1391.html
3. http://sex141.com/en/causeway-bay-massage-tina-girl-2083.html
4. http://sex141.com/en/causeway-bay-hotel-walk-in-hou-yat-tze-girl-2764.html
5. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-hotel-walk-in-dk.-fashion-girl-30518.html
6. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-hotel-walk-in-dk.-fiesta-girl-30517.html
7. http://sex141.com/en/wan-chai-massage-co-co-girl-10227.html
8. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-hotel-walk-in-dk.-famous-girl-2376.html
9. http://sex141.com/en/sai-wan-massage-dora-girl-843.html
10. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-hotel-walk-in-yueit-yee-girl-2363.html
11. http://sex141.com/en/sheung-wan-massage-na-na-girl-30960.html
12. http://sex141.com/en/causeway-bay-massage-l-v-girl-6170.html
13. http://sex141.com/en/mong-kok-massage-mi-mi-girl-4349.html
14. http://sex141.com/en/mong-kok-massage-c-k-girl-20788.html
15. http://sex141.com/en/tin-hau-massage-bowie-girl-6448.html
16. http://sex141.com/en/fortress-hill-massage-yumi-girl-2320.html
17. http://sex141.com/en/prince-edward-massage-perrier-girl-944.html
18. http://sex141.com/en/kwun-tong-141-walk-up-jing-jing-girl-1918.html
19. http://sex141.com/en/mong-kok-massage-yan-girl-18554.html
20. http://sex141.com/en/wan-chai-massage-yuki-girl-18773.html
21. http://sex141.com/en/sheung-wan-141-walk-up-jenny-girl-13382.html
22. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-141-walk-up-michelle-girl-7480.html
23. http://sex141.com/en/jordan-massage-carmen-girl-7652.html
24. http://sex141.com/en/tsim-sha-tsui-massage-dianna-girl-13860.html
25. http://sex141.com/en/wan-chai-massage-mariko-girl-12900.html
26. http://sex141.com/en/causeway-bay-141-walk-up-vi-vi-girl-6953.html
27. http://sex141.com/en/wan-chai-141-walk-up-gi-gi-girl-635.html
28. http://sex141.com/en/sheung-wan-massage-angel-girl-2002.html

Since I intend to try to visit one (or several) of these girlss, and I am a total newb, I'd appreciate any recommendations or even warnings. I'm happy to share my experience although I'm not exactly a lady killer. Are there any girls who are particularly accepting of middle-aged slightly overweight quailos?

Cheers!

PS: The DB is awesome. I feel like a kid before Christmas.

PPS: I see this other thread that is relevant:

Getting HG's as an English speaker

so I wanted to clarify that I don't care if they really speak English. It would be fun to learn some Mandarin words for the occasion. My filter above was motivated by the idea (maybe incorrectly) that a girl listing English would be more welcoming to me than someone who specifically excluded English.

PPPS: In the worst case, I will admit it was fun going through 1000s of girls in the DB to put that list together

[ Last edited by  scatman at 28-6-2011 02:58 ]

Good luck! Suggest you try all of them and report back on their respective levels of English, bro! Again, good luck, dude!

you'll pick up the mongering terms in no time after you's gone to a few.

You don't seem very confident about your looks my friend, but i think you just need to get out there and give your lust a good work out The good news is that you are the customer in this deal and the lucky lady you choose will be less concerned with your looks than you think. Even if she doesn't speak English just keep a smile on your face,look clean and smell good - that covers a lot of ground for a girl.

Let's be honest here, she isn't going to want to have your love child but she will love your money. In terms of language, don't sweat it, the girl you visit will know you want to fuck her, not that complex really, and she has signed for exactly that.

So enter the fray my friend and bag yourself a lovely Asian hottie, then write a report and let us know how you went.

Now that you have filtered the list to 28 girls have you searched any reports by bro's to see if there is any info on these girls and you can begin to prioritize?

Your looks don't matter but your wallet does.  I've had two encounters with not a single English word was known, but they still know how to fuck you regardless.  But yes I do prefer some English so good luck and report back soon!

10 / 10 for effort - but I fear its usefulness will be limited unless you complete your research with personal inspections.  

My own experience is a lot of the girls who post English on their profile don't speak more than "hello" ...
... and many of the girls who don't include English in their assets DO speak quite well.  

If you're a newbie looking for guidance, it is MUCH more useful for you to read reports, since the reports always state the languages the girl speaks.  

Still, your list may be useful for some newbies - especially for those too lazy to read reports

Good start bro, welcome to the Forum, and if you want to get serious credit, start working down your list and write reports on each one!!

Wow you have put a lot of effort into this, would have been easier to make that first visit.
I suspect your not unique in your size, age etc on this forum. You could almost be describing me.
If it helps I was exactly the same my first time, and to be fair I haven't had too many experiences, as I visit HK four times a year, but seldom have too much free time.
However the ones I have had I pretty much stuck to your criteria, and as suggested by other bros, they did in fact not speak any English. This was not a problem as has already been stated they know why you're there.
Have you moved to HK alone? By that I mean do you not know any like minded  friends who can help show you the ropes.
I love HK and wish I could spend more time there, and explore the delights more fully, I am jealous indeed.
Good luck dude

Thanks for the list though most of the hotel girls will be up and gone before too long.

I have tried 2 of the massage girls.

13.  http://sex141.com/en/mong-kok-massage-mi-mi-girl-4349.html

Mi Mi is really getting on a bit in years ( but so am I) and I saw her twice early in the year. The first time I saw her was when the girl I wanted to see wasn't available. I had broken my finger at the time and she was wonderfully kind and gentle and very smiley. But her English is very limited, no real conversation (although we both tried). The first time, after a not very professional but nonetheless earnest massage,  she kept repeating 'i wanna fuck you, you wanna fuck me now? You are so BIG, etc' while having sex. After a while it became a little repetitive and rather off-putting. Frankly I would much rather a girl is quiet. Second time she seemed so surprised and happy to see me again. Very attentive and cheerful. She lives in her room and I went early in the day (she had only just woken up) so the bed and room were a bit untidy and needed ventilatiing. But she tried to make things nice and gave a wonderful BJ before making love. She had realised I didn't want the 'I wanna fuck you' routine and we sort of managed to communicate on a more friendly basis, but still very limited. Inside she is very loose but is so willing to please and surprisingly energetic for her age. I haven't been back again as so many delights to try elsewhere, but on a wet day, and if you have lots of time to soare, she is good and deserves respect and thanks. Thinking about her, I might try to go back again soon!

17.  http://sex141.com/en/prince-edward-massage-perrier-girl-944.html
I met Perrier when my appointment with the girl I knew in the room next door ( since moved) didn't come off. I was hanging around and got a call from the girl to say she was on way back from Shenzen and would be nearly an hour late (saw her two days later and got a wonderful 'sorry' and make up kind of session). Not enough time to wait for my girl that day though so started to leave the corridor. Perrier came out of her room then and in a moment of weakness I thought I might as well try what was on offer. A very average session, not much joy for either of us and English seemed more mercenary than anything else. Yes, she delivered, but shower rather feeble, massage only average and making love dull. I thanked her politely, gave her a good tip because I think she knew I was disappointed to have her rather than her neighbor, but  I would not return.

Good point!

1. B1 (TST)

Seems to be a warning report here. Plus, the link to her page doesn't seem to work anymore.

2. miss (Sheung Wan)

Can't find any reports. Plus, link to her page doesn't seem to work anymore.

3. tina (CWB)

Awesome report here! My goodness.

4. hou yat tze (CWB)

Can't find anything. Link to her page doesn't seem to work anymore.

5. dk fashion (TST)

Stunning report here.

Says she is leaving HK

6. dk fiesta (TST)

Can't find anything.

7. co co (Wanchai)

Can't find anything, but I'm very curious. I SMS'ed her and got a response several hours later when I was already sleeping. She is a favorite and works just down the street from me. May make a plung with this one. She seems my type from the photos.

8. dk famous (TST)

Can't find anything.

9. dora (Sai Wan)

Good report here. Earlier Nookie Newbie report here.

10. yueit yee (TST)

Can't find anything.

11. na na (Sheung Wan)

Can't find anything.

12. L V (CWB)

Can't find anything.

13. mi mi (MK)

Can't find anything except barmymark's nice mini report in comment #8 in this thread

14. c k (MK)

Can't find anything.

15. bowie (Tin Hau)

Can't find anything. Link to her page doesn't seem to work anymore.

16. yumi (FH)

Can't find anything. Link to her page doesn't seem to work anymore.

17. perrier (PE)

Can't find anything except barmymark's nice (but unenthusiastic) mini report in comment #8 in this thread.

18. jing jing (Kwun Tong)

Can't find anything.

19. yan (MK)

Can't find anything, but I like her photos.

20. yuki (Wanchai)

Nice report here. Not super encouraging, but her photo is hot.

More encouraging reports here and here. Definitely seems like someone I might like to visit, but maybe not for my first WG encounter in HK.

21. jenny (Sheung Wan)

Great report here.

22. michelle (TST)

Several interesting reports here, here, and here. There are more. She's on my shortlist

23. carmen (Jordan)

Not very encouraging reports here and here. Still might consider.

24. dianna (TST)

Can't find anything, but her photos are crazy hot.

25. mariko (Wanchai)

Short report here.

26. vi vi (CWB)

Can't find anything, but super nice rack in the photos

27. gi gi (Wanchai)

Can't find anything.

28. angel (Sheung Wan)

Oh my. I think I'm in love. Mouth watering reports here and here.

I'm still working up the resolve (and enjoying the research) and will keep you posted.

[ Last edited by  scatman at 30-6-2011 02:26 ]

@ Scatman - i just posted a new report on Angel...hope it helps you in your decision making.

definitely 2 thumbs up on her English among many other things.

http://forum.sex141.com/eforum/v ... =page%3D1#pid357133

IMHO

for a foreigner, a girl speaking english must be a positive thing.

For me an overseas born Chinese who understands little chinese, I don't find that useful. Especially if it is in a KTV, and they get to know what you are discussing between brothers. Then again I think the percentage of chinese PRC gals in KTV that speaks english is close to 2%

On my way to see Co Co

On my way to see Co Co

My first report is here.

If I could give karma you would get 3!

Look for my reports, they are usually from english speakers, usually.

Even so it's not tough to get around the language issues with hand signals as a few of the words from a post of mine on special words in Cantonese/Mando

dive in the water's fine...