TedKoppel: Interested!
Thanks Ted, always loved your hair!
I had just returned from a trip to Phnom Penh where I'd been dallying with Vietnamese lovelies. Like, every night. I was younger then and that scene was righteous.
Checked into a hotel in the area and decided to visit the Thermae. Picked up a dame, to the hotel, the usual.
We get in the room and she starts making up all sorts of protocol. The lights must be dimmed, this, that, blah blah. I quickly realized that there was no point in attempting anything erotic with this dame.
So I told her: "You're not interested, so you can leave. Now." She hadn't demanded payment in advance, or I would have thrown her out earlier.
She left, but not before she paused dramatically at the door and said: "I hate...European people!"
Yeah, whatever. I jerked off and got a good night's sleep.
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