floppy
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1-3-2013 16:20 |
- On the MTR they all run towards closing doors only to find out that they are not Indiana Jones.
- The best place to stop and check your phone candy crush score is right when people walk off the escalator.
- Walking in a straight line is prohibited because you carry so much speed and momentum causing you to cut off other civilians in their paths.
- When driving in your car at night, switch on your fog lights in case people can't see you.
- If the occasional foreigner holds the door open for you, act like they are not there because they must be up to something.
- If you need to sneeze do it in the loudest possible way because it'll feel good.
- Once you are on public transport turn your phone on the loudest setting and then proceed to play candy crush in all its glory.
- Each day you must win at least 5 staring contests with a random stranger.
- You go on so many adventures on a daily basis that you must wear a Tresspass rucksack, don't forget your flask of water as well.
In all seriousness I have nothing against HKers, many of them I know are actually nice people. | |
| homer168 |
1-3-2013 21:17 |
Acceptance +1 |
you don't like Candy Crush, do you? :p |
| bonkers89 |
2-3-2013 07:25 |
Acceptance +2 |
hilarious. |
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